Year: 2022
Label: Helldprod Records
Rating: 7 / 10
I know what you love, you dirty pervert. You love hooliganish, primitive speed thrash metal, in which two-legged goats, armed with axes, machine guns and their own huge dicks, rape and murder the useless humanity in every way in the hour of the Apocalypse. And how, you say, not to love it - it is (un)sacred matter, an eternal and trouble-free means of combating melancholy and posers!
Today, the Brazilians KRUSHHAMMER are playing in our favorite category. The goat apocalypse in their performance turned out to be a little more restrained than we would like, but still successful. On one hand, Brazilians drive their train on a flat track at a stable speed, and at some point there is a desire to either disrupt the stopcock or to throw more coal into the engine fire. On the other hand, in their very carefully structured songs there are hooky moments that - I'm almost afraid to say it - are memorable.
In general, I have no complaints about the riffs and compositions, and I will not describe them, since all this has long been known to every interested person. There are troubles with the sound though: it's kinda smooth and watery, as if the album was recorded not by Brazilians, but by Italians. Fortunately, almost everything is saved by a brazen and booming bass, without which no speed thrash metal album would work.
At the end of the review, I advise you to pay special attention to the hit "Try Suicide", because this is a great recommendation song to all the fucktards surrounding us. Piss off and die!